This is my new best friend. He lives in a bathroom, but like, he doesn’t let that define him. He asked if I wanted to go see Mac Demarco with him in a few months and I told him maybe. Not sure yet, but at this rate he’ll probably stand up in my wedding whenever that happens. (at Atlas Cafe - San Francisco, CA)

This is my new best friend. He lives in a bathroom, but like, he doesn’t let that define him. He asked if I wanted to go see Mac Demarco with him in a few months and I told him maybe. Not sure yet, but at this rate he’ll probably stand up in my wedding whenever that happens. (at Atlas Cafe - San Francisco, CA)

Always amazing. #blueangels #fleetweek #nofilter #revertbackintoagiddychild (at Fort Mason)

Always amazing. #blueangels #fleetweek #nofilter #revertbackintoagiddychild (at Fort Mason)

If you haven’t seen Don Hertzfeldt’s couch gag from last weekend’s Simpsons premiere, do it. You probably know Hertzfeldt’s Oscar-nominated animated short ("Rejected"), but I can’t believe they put these two minutes on national primetime television.

Has anything more insane ever appeared on Middle American television sets? 

Not sure this is ESPN’s intended use for the League Manager’s Poll within their fantasy football interface. But this is how I use it.  

Not sure this is ESPN’s intended use for the League Manager’s Poll within their fantasy football interface. But this is how I use it.  

liartownusa:

TV intros: Sheep Dumpers (1990) and Austin Briggs, Child Detective (2004)

Goddamn this blog is the best blog out there. 

magictransistor:

Jan Švankmajer

I like these.

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Campaign launch day: fuel + motivation. Let’s recruit some teachers. Blowminds.org

Campaign launch day: fuel + motivation. Let’s recruit some teachers. Blowminds.org

nevver:

“We are At War now — with somebody — and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.” — Hunter S. Thompson

nevver:

“We are At War now — with somebody — and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.” — Hunter S. Thompson

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought, nor foul-smelling in nethers, nor late to appointments of the teeth, nor unfairly critical of Woody Allen’s later work, nor inclined to dance ‘The Macarena’ upon having taken too much wine, nor too loud on the bus.
Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, IV, 24 (via bartlettsfamiliarquotations)
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