Mornin, stranger.

Mornin, stranger.

Vitality Challenge complete! 2:36 half marathon time minus 40 minutes for four beers drank on the way (not counting the first one we drank before starting). Official time registered: 1:56. Happy birthday Craig.

Vitality Challenge complete! 2:36 half marathon time minus 40 minutes for four beers drank on the way (not counting the first one we drank before starting). Official time registered: 1:56. Happy birthday Craig.

@craigcannon booked the Instagram suite for his birthday weekend. There’s gonna a deluge of sutro filter photos this weekend.

@craigcannon booked the Instagram suite for his birthday weekend. There’s gonna a deluge of sutro filter photos this weekend.

I saw Bill Cosby perform sit down tonight. He was incredible.

I saw Bill Cosby perform sit down tonight. He was incredible.

This last episode of #TrueDetectjve was so amazing! Who is the yellow king!?!? #yellowking

This last episode of #TrueDetectjve was so amazing! Who is the yellow king!?!? #yellowking

#tbt That time I found a time machine and jumped 1 minute into the future and met the version of myself that had only just discovered a time machine and was not yet so overwhelmed by all the paradoxical implications of this machine that he could still enjoy goofing around on Instagram. Also, #tft.

#tbt That time I found a time machine and jumped 1 minute into the future and met the version of myself that had only just discovered a time machine and was not yet so overwhelmed by all the paradoxical implications of this machine that he could still enjoy goofing around on Instagram. Also, #tft.

mergermania:

Church attendance on the decline. Demand for coworking space rising.
The answer? Our Maker Space: The first chapter in your New Deskament

This is one of the funnier things I’ve been able to work on in a while. I heart it. 

mergermania:

Church attendance on the decline. Demand for coworking space rising.

The answer? Our Maker Space: The first chapter in your New Deskament

This is one of the funnier things I’ve been able to work on in a while. I heart it. 

For more than a year now people have been asking me what exactly it is that I do now. Today, that question got easier to answer. 

Now that my company has joined forces with the SF-based design/animation studio I Shot Him, our portfolio page is feeling more robust and beginning to paint a better portrait of storytellers who use humor and good design as our primary tools for communicating complex ideas and making them feel more approachable. 

We are kind of an agency, kind of a media company, kind of event throwers, kind of a product company, kind of a lot of things. But today, we are 100% thrilled about the future. No “kind of” about it. 

mergermania:

After deciding to join forces with the design and animation studio I Shot Him, we weren’t about to issue some boring press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entire universe of mergers that could exist as part of #MergerMania

Visit cultivatedwit.com to learn more of this most holy union, and be sure to like, follow, friend, subscribe, and pledge unending servitude to Cultivated Wit for more amazingness soon to come! 

My name is Brian Janosch.
This is where I keep my internet junk.
Sorry if I swear. I'm easily excited.

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